Just some of my classic old action movie snippets featuring a main character that can only speak in Airplane! References.

Staunch McDauntless ran over a nail and his tire went flat. He pulled over and gave the flat a gritty … More

Unpaid Bills

Old Bill tells his friends, “Hey, I bet you $1000 I can convince that guy over there to move that … More

No love in the Twin Cities so far. I was hoping for double the freshness. Like two mentos, one on … More

Practical engineering is the oldest and most concrete form of engineering, and it amounts to the construction of a tool … More

Whether you accidently rub the wrong lamp, find a cursed gem, or perhaps even come across a monkey’s paw, you … More

Many times in life you’ll visit new places and find yourself feeling like nothing has been going your way. Bad … More